𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒, the 100

f i v e

Lincoln: good morning~

Clarke: it's 9 go back to sleep

Lincoln: 9 is a perfectly normal time to wake up

Miller: no it's not

Monty: especially when we all went to sleep at 3 a.m

Jasper: I went to sleep at 5

Octavia: i never went to sleep

Lexa: ^

Raven: did you hoes seriously just wake me up and not even give me coffee???

Murphy: yes

Bellamy: go back to sleep kids

Harper: and you wonder why we say you act like our parents...

Clarke: we're not your parents and we're not together

Emori: bitch please I've known you for a day and I can already tell you're head over heels in love with bluebell over here 

Raven: I never thought I'd say this but I agree with her

Jasper: watch as ramori happens while Murphy cries in a corner

Murphy: so like my regular life + ramori 

Raven: that won't happen I hate Emori 

Monty: because she loves Murphy

Raven: no

Murphy: no

Emori: yeah probably

Miller: even your girlfriend agrees

Miller: just give up Murphy

Jasper: you're clearly in love Raven 

Lexa: almost as much as Clarke is in love with Bellamy

Clarke: Stop shipping us, it's really annoying and we're never going to get together. Please just stop shipping us or I will go Wanheda on you.

Octavia: idc 

Jasper: if you take away our ships you have taken away the single most important thing in this groupchat as well as my life

Clarke: or we could just have a normal groupchat where we act like normal friends?

Bellamy: even I know that's a dumb idea

Clarke: ships are dumb 

Monty:

Jasper: the ships deserve better clarke 

Bellamy: I mean it's not that annoying 

Clarke: i hate you all

Jasper: not Bellamy

Clarke: IM NOT FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM

Clarke has left the groupchat