What The Chats Have Become

Waiting

(Ok, so my dumb self waves at a candle! Like how?! And it wasn't even my candle!!)

Wifey: Treeeeeeeehouse!

Hubby: What do I need to bring?

Wifey: Sweeeeets!!!

Hubby: You sure?

Wifey: Mosy definitely!!!

Hubby: Ok? Anything else?

Wifey: Salad!!!

Hubby: Is this a prank?

Wifey: What do you mean?

Hubby: You only eat salty things. And I've NEVER seen you eat a salad.

Wifey: I'm just been craving it!

Hubby: For how long?

Wifey: Since after the fight with All Might!

Hubby: That was over a month ago.

Wifey: I know! But if I even get a whiff of something salty I get sick!

Hubby: I'll be there in 20 minutes!

Wifey: Ok!!!

Shinsou Perspective

Shit!!! How could I be so stupid?! Dad is gonna kill me if it's true!

Wait, I don't know yet! I just need to go check! But where do I even buy it?!

It's not like I can buy it at a popular store! People from school could see!

Wait! Theres a small drug store by the treehouse! Perfect!

I race downstairs and grab my keys.

"Where are you going?!" Mom yells.

"I'm hanging out with Izu!!" I shout while slamming the door.

I start sprinting to the store, getting there in five minutes.

"Ummm, do you know where the pregnancy tests are?" I ask the clerk with a blush.

"Male or female?" She asks with a smile.

"M-Male." She then points me down an aisle.

I go over and grab one, then grab sweets for Izu. I drop all the stuff on the counter.

"Do you want me to explain how to use it before you leave?" She asks while holding the test up.

"I-It's not for me! But yes..." I tell her.

"Oh, I bet you have a cute boyfriend!" She then scans the box.

"Y-Yeah..."

"Ok! There will be a plastic cover on one end, your boyfriend will pee on the paper under it. You also have to wait three minutes before you get the result!"

"Th-Thank you!"

"No problem! But can I see who the special guy is?"

I show her a photo of Izu.

"I know him! He's been on the news a lot! Wait... so have you!" She points out.

"Can you keep this a secret?" I can't have people finding out!

"Of course! I get why, people keep calling them a slut! But can I know the results?"

I tell her my number and she tells me hers.

"Oh, but I do have one question! Why haven't you guys just told them you're dating?"

"Well, I'm in 1-C and he's in 1-A."