What The Chats Have Become

Caught

Izu Perspective

Real World

Hubby is reading me a book! He even let me put some of mys stuff up! He is so nice!

It was so peaceful! Until the door slammed opened.

"Ah-ha! I knew I would catch you!" Azaiwa says as he points at Shinsou.

"Catch me doing what? I'm just reading a book with my bestfriend." Tosh says with a grin.

"You only have one bestfriend, and their in the hospital!" Azaiwa still hasn't looked at me.

"First at lunch, now here too! Does no one want to see me?!" I whine. But it's TRUE!

"I know, it's like no one cares that your back." Tosh says while shaking his head.(Tosh = Toe-shhhh. Not Taw-shhhh)

"Holy shit... You're back!" Azaiwa screams.

"Shhh! It's supposed to be a suprise!" I pout.

"You do know the time?" He says, back in his normal voice.

"I believe 3:00!" Ah, the witching hour! Or the crackhead hour!!!

"Shouldn't your girlfriend be here?" He asks as he closes the door.

Oh, so they think I'm a girl!

"Nope! She's still mad at him! She ranted on how she had to run after getting pounded into!" I say with an innocent smile.

"They shouldn't have changed in front of me." Tosh says in defense.

"Understandable! But then she complained on how you kept smacking her butt! She said it hurt to sit!" I'm telling you, it did!

"It's not my fault their a masochist!" He says in defense.

"She told me she's a gentle masochist!" He was unnecessarily hard!

"Oh really? I find that hard to believe when she kept moaning for me to go harder." This bitch said it with a smug grin!

"My innocent ears! I didn't want to hear that!" I pout as I cover my ears.

"I'm taking Problem Child back, we'll discuss this later." Azaiwa then drags me out of the room!

He even dropped me outside of my dorm!

3rd Person

Chat World

Sleep Lover: You better be using protection!

Cat Lover: Always

Sleep Lover: How often do you have sex?

Cat Lover: If I don't ask about sex lives, than neither should you

Sleep Lover: Answer the question.

Cat Lover: Every time we are alone.

Sleep Lover: And how often is that?

Cat Lover: Often

Sleep Lover: Does no one check up on you?!

Cat Lover: No, you're the only stalker

Sleep Lover: I'm checking to see if you're asleep

Cat Lover: Every time you check they are there.

Sleep Lover: How?!

Cat Lover: You never really look into the room and you always miss the body sleeping on top of me

Sleep Lover: I am telling your Mother!