Erron: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. [He unmasks himself, grunts, and grows a mustache]
Kung Lao: Is he a Khan?
Erron: All right. Enough gab.
Liu Kang: What are you gonna do to us?
Erron: Shinnok was very specific.
Liu Kang: Shinnok?
Erron: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Kung Lao: Step on us?
Erron: Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the helmet!
[The two of them look at each other again, this time, more scared]
Erron: Uh... Perhaps I've said too much. [Spikes pop out under his boot. He raises up his foot, ready to step on them]
Kung Lao: That's a big boot!
Erron: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot! [laughs maniacally] I love this job! [Continues laughing. Suddenly, an extremely large boot stomps on Erron]
Kung Lao: Bigger boot! [Starts to run away, but Liu Kang stops him]
Liu Kang: Wait, Lao. This bigger boot saved our lives.
Kung Lao: Yay!
Both: Thank you, stranger.
[They looks up to see a giant Monster breathing heavily]
Liu Kang: Uhh... Stranger?
[The Monster looks at them]
Liu Kang: It's the Cyclops! [Both of them try to run, but the Monster grabs them and takes them with him]
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Mk Shenanigans
Short Storyjust mk some parody skits i found on tumblr guest characters and slashers will be added i don't own mortal kombat
