Noob: You couldn’t be more right! Hit it Jax
Jax: (plays saxophone)
Noob: 🎶Excuse me ladies and gentlemen if you could be so kind,🎶
Kronika: Humph!
Noob: 🎶Someone really special here is about to speak her mind🎶
Sareena: 🎶I gotta song to sing, You don’t like my song I’m gonna sing it anyway, I gotta dream in my heart, Yeah! Nothing’s Gonna Stop us now!🎶
Kronika: (try to the destroy the performance )
Noob & Sareena: 🎶Take 4 and 20 blackbirds and bake 'em in a pie, Before you put 'em in the oven, you know they’re gonna fly!🎶
Noob: 🎶They say curiousity killed the mortal, I’m livin' proof that that’s a lie…..🎶
Noob & Sareena: 🎶Now I’m gonna tell you why! Yeah! Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now! Nothing’s gonna stop us now!🎶
Sareena: 🎶And If I wanna dance I’ll dance…🎶
Noob: 🎶She’ll dance!🎶
Noob & Sareena: 🎶Just as long as the law will allow, Dance and sing all night long, Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now! Yeah nothing’s gonna stop us now, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us Yeah!🎶
Kabal: 🎶Look for me where there’s the smell of danger, The smell of danger is my middle name, I’ve been very quiet but I’ve got alot to say, believe me…🎶
Johnny and Sonya: 🎶You ain’t going with us then stay out of our way!🎶
Cassie: 🎶Oh! Been knocked down, cut down, locked down, shut down, held down, fell down every time! Push back, push back, dig out a contract! When you got yours you musta got mine! Nothing's gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now!🎶
Sareena: 🎶I gotta feeling inside! Oooooooh! And it’s love! Without a doubt!🎶
Noob: 🎶Oh, I got someone I’m crazy about!!🎶
Noob and Sareena: 🎶Nothings gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now!🎶
All: 🎶Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now! Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us, Nothing’s gonna stop us now….🎶
Sareena: 🎶Yeahhh………… Yeah yeah yeah yeah!🎶
Everyone at the theater: (Cheers)
Kronika: I’m the star! You stupid, stupid mortal! I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED YOU ALL WHEN I FLOODED THE STAGE! (Echos) oppsie
Kano: GET HER DOWN THE STAGES!!!!!
Kronika: (fell of because of the trap door)
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Mk Shenanigans
Short Storyjust mk some parody skits i found on tumblr guest characters and slashers will be added i don't own mortal kombat
