Mk Shenanigans

I've got a dream

Cassie, talking to many of mortal kombats villains: come on, you can be good. Don’t you have dreams?

Kabal: *walks to her with his weapons* I had a dream. *Throws weapon at music person to make him play music*

Kabal: 🎶I’m malicious, mean, and scary. My face could curdle dairy. And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look. My speed and my hook I’ve always wanted to be a concert pianist. Can’t you see me performin’ Mozart? Tickling the ivories ‘til they gleam? Yep, I’d rather be called deadly for my killer show-time medley thank you 'cause way down deep inside I’ve got a dream!🎶

All the villains: 🎶he’s got a dream! He’s got a dream!🎶

Kabal: 🎶See, I ain’t as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers. Like everybody else, I’ve got a dream!🎶

Baraka: 🎶I’ve got scars and lumps and bruises plus something here that oozes and let’s not even mention my completion. But despite my sharpened claws and my blood lust and my jaw, I sometimes wanna make a love connection. Can’t you see me with a special little lady rowin’ in a rowboat down the stream? Though I’m one disgusting blighter. I’m a lover and a figher–cause way down deep inside, I’ve got a dream!🎶

Villains: 🎶he’s got a dream🎶

Baraka: 🎶I’ve got a dream🎶

Villains: 🎶he’s got a dream🎶

Baraka: 🎶and one day, romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there’s a child behind it, dreaming–like everyone else, I’ve got a dream 🎶

Baraka: 🎶geras would like to quit and be a florist🎶

Geras: 🎶 kollector does interior design🎶

Kollector: 🎶Quan chi wants to be the next ninja mime🎶

Quan chi: 🎶kintaros cooking is sublime🎶

All villains: 🎶reptile knits. Erron sews. Noob does little puppet shows🎶

Kabal: 🎶and goro collects ceramic unicorns!🎶

Kabal, walking to young Johnny: what about you? What’s your dream?

Young Johnny: wait, what? Sorry guys, I don’t sing. *Gets surrounded by weapons*

Young Johnny: 🎶I have dreams like you. No really! Just a bit less touchy-feely. They happen mainly somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own. Tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by lots of money!🎶

Cassie: 🎶I’ve got a dream🎶

Villains: 🎶she’s got a dream🎶

Cassie: 🎶I’ve got a dream🎶

Villains: 🎶she’s got a dream🎶

Cassie: 🎶each and every one of you, I’ll redeem. And with each passing hour, I’ll do that with all my power–like all of you folks, I have a dream🎶

Villains: 🎶she’s got a dream! He’s got a dream! They’ve got a dream! So our differences ain’t really that extreme! We’re one big team!🎶

Baraka: 🎶call us brutal.🎶

Kollector: 🎶sick🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶sadistic🎶

Kabal: 🎶and grotesquely optimistic🎶

Villains: 🎶cause way down deep inside, we’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! I’ve got a dream! Yes way down deep inside, I’ve got a dream!🎶