The Characters Shitposting at 4am

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Fjor:

I'm still thinking about those monkeys that hugged each other so tenderly. I wanna be held like that.


Laurits:

I will now express my thoughts through interpretive dance

*Goblin walks angrily through the house*


Oscar: 

Date idea while under quarantine: we go out in public but in those human sized hamster balls.


Isolde:

Friend, pointing at their dead phone: I need the gays.

Me, already looking up gay ship content: We shall look at the gay.


Saxa:

Still thinking abt that Cardi B vine where was like, "Before I date a man, I tell him I'm crazy. Like babe, I'm crazy. They say, oh okay, I like crazy. Then a couple months later, they be screaming "oh what is wrong with you? This bitch is crazy!" Well first of all, you made an agreement and signed a contract with my pussy and you were fine with it before."

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