Why God?

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Fay: Hey, Tony!

Tony: Whats up, Pinkie?

Fay: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Tony, a little concerned: Why are you asking?

Fay: Well Peter was doing his laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I think I hear him say: "Why has god forsaken me?"

Tony, relieved: No, that's just normal every day Peter!

*Peter walks into the room, hitting his toe on the table*

Peter, in agony: Oh God why!? *collapses to the floor dramatically*

Tony: Yep... just every day Peter... *sips coffee*

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