*Peter and Shuri walk up to Tony*
Peter: Hey dad?
Tony: What's up?
Peter: Can you... umm... drive us to Area 51?
Tony, drinking his coffee: Sure, just give me a second.
Shuri, confused: You're allowing us? That easy?
Tony, just as confused: Yes, I needed to go up there today anyway.
Peter & Shuri, now super confused: What?!
Tony: Wait... why do you even want to go up there?
Shuri: For the raid...
Tony: Why would you raid it when I can just take you in there myself. Wait... do you not know that I own it.
Peter & Shuri: WHAT?!?
Steve, from the kitchen: Oh yeh! That's where we keep Fury's alien cat.
Peter & Shuri, truly scrambled: WHATT?!?!
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