Shuri, reading a post on her phone: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Thor: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Tony: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Thor, learn to listen.
Clint: What if it bites itself and I die?
Aria: That's voodoo.
Thor: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Peter: That's correlation, not causation.
Thor: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Loki: That's kinky.
Aria: Oh my Gods.
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