*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee machine*
*Tony looks unimpressed*
Tony: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Peter: ...I did. I broke it.
Tony: No. No you didn't. Thor?
Thor: Don't look at me. Look at Loki.
Loki: What?! I didn't break it.
Thor: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Shuri: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Thor: Suspicious.
Loki: No, it's not!
Loki: If it matters, probably not, but Aria was the last one to use it.
Aria: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Loki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Aria: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lo!
Peter: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mr Stark.
Tony: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone: ...
Sam: Tony... Bucky's been awfully quiet.
Bucky: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Tony, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Tony: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Tony:
Tony: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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