*It was ten minutes until lunch and the teens are in science when someone's phone rings*
The phone: Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom
*snickers bounce around the room until the student goes outside to take the call*
Peter P, whispers: Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom
*Ned joins in*
Peter & Ned, whispering: A badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom
A badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Mush-mushroom
A badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger
Badger, badger, badger-
*Loki as a giant boa constrictor appears around Peter's neck from a cloud of green dust joining in*
Loki: A snake, a snake
Snaaake! A snaaaake
Oooh, it's a snake
*the rest of the class run out of the classroom screaming. Not too long after the fire alarm goes off*
MJ, peering over her book: that was a bit of a over reaction...
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