28. BlackPink

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Rosé, when she's drunk: Do you think Joowhang is upset when he doesn't have legs?

Jennie, rolling her eyes: I don't know, are you upset you don't have fins?

Rosé, tearing up: Everyday.


Jisoo: You can't come to the party Chaeng.

Rosé, whining: Why not?

*flashback*

Rosé, drunk: EVERYONE ARE YOU READY TO MEET MY SISTERS? PLEASE WELCOME THE CHIPPETTES!

*end of flashback*

Rosé: Unnie-

Jisoo: juST DON'T GO TO THAT PARTY!


Lisa: Do you ever feel like something really really bad is about to happen?

Jennie: Only every time I talk to you.


Job interviewer: Miss Park Chaeyoung, can you tell me a bit about yourself?

Rosé: At my birthday party, I wanted to have a puppy so bad, but my mom's allergic to dog fur. I was so sad that I couldn't get a dog, but my dad gave me 2 mice. Everyone thought they were gross but they weren't. They were really cute! They were tiny mice, like as small as my nail. It was small and had a cute cow pattern. They kinda looked like hamsters but-

Job interviewer: That's enough Miss. I don't think you're chosen for this job.


Jisoo: Chaeng and I have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other's-

Rosé: -sentences

Jisoo: Please don't interrupt me.




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