𝐊𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

5. NCT

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Taeyong: Hey I lost one of my kids, do you mind if I use the speaker?

Mall Employee: Sure

Taeyong, into the mic: Haechan if you don't get your ass here right this instant I'll donate all your Fortnite vbucks to WinWin.

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Johnny: I'll speak French between your legs.

Ten: That's the hottest thing anybody's ever said to me.

Mark: I'm just picturing somebody yelling "BONJOUR" up your ass.

Yukhei: SACRE BLEU MONSIEUR ASSHOLE HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Taeyong: None of you should ever have sex.

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Jeno: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Jaemin: I saw you

Jeno: Honestly, that's really great, but it makes this kinda awkward cause I was gonna show you a photo of Mark dressed as a turkey.

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Haechan: Let me come up with a plan, I'm the best at plans!

Taeil: No you're not.

Haechan: Name one bad plan.

Taeil: *pulls out 10 page list*

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Taeyong, to Jaehyun: Look in the mirror.

Taeyong: Now back to me.

Taeyong: And to the mirror.

Taeyong: And back to me.

Taeyong: As you can see, you aren't me.

Taeyong: I'm sorry for your loss.

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