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Ten: What time is it?
Doyoung: I don't know. Pass me my flute and I'll find out.
Doyoung: *plays flute loudly*
Taeyong: wHo tHE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 4 AM?!?!
Doyoung: It's 4 in the morning.
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Lucas: Are you talking to yourself?
Mark: Yes.
Mark: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this house.
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Jeno: This is my friend Renjun.
Jeno: He knows we can't afford new clothes so he doesn't grow at all.
Renjun:
Jeno: sorry...
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Yangyang: Am I ugly?
Xiaojun: God made no one ugly <3
Yangyang: Awww thanks bro.
Xiaojun: Who made you though?
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Hendery: Hey, how do you ask what a glass of water what's it's doing?
Kun: A glass of water is an inanimate object therefore it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding of basic human language.
Hendery:
Hendery: Water you doing?
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