𝐊𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

3. Exo

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Kai: It's not gay if I wanna date Xiumin in a bro way. Right?

Chanyeol: I'm not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay.

Sehun, sipping bubble tea: I am an expert, and that's gay.

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Suho: I think you need to limit your coffee consumption.

Kyungsoo: coffee cures depression.

Suho: I don't think that's how it w-

Xiumin: more espresso, less depresso.

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Baekhyun: You have NO idea what I'm capable of!

Sehun: No offense but I feel like I'm getting threatened by a cupcake.

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Kai at 3 am: If your work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, then your a chicken tender.

Chanyeol, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling: 👁👄👁

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Suho: I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to cheer someone up, but so far it's not 27.

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