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Baekhyun: What're you reading?
Chanyeol: Oh, it's just a book of things I love.
Baekhyun, looking over: But those are just pictures of me...
Chanyeol: Haha what a coincidence.
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Kyungsoo: *yawns*
Kai: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.
Kyungsoo: Then you must be exhausted.
Kai: *intensely blushes*
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Baekhyun: Chanyeol and I are the best friends on this planet.
Xiumin: Well that's cute cause Kai and I are the best friends in all of existence which includes your crummy little planet. Kai and I can finish each other's-
Kai: -sentences!
Baekhyun: Yeah? That all you do?
Chanyeol: Because Baekhyun-
Baekhyun: -and I
Chanyeol: -can read
Baekhyun: -each other's
Chanyeol: -minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two three-
ChanBaek: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Sehun!
Kai: Yeah right. Like we can't do that.
Xiumin: We can't.
Kai: One, two, three, chicken nuggets!
Xiumin: Can't do it!
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Suho: I really like Eminem.
Chen: Oh, I really like skittles.
Suho: I was talking about the rapper.
Chen: Why would you eat a wrapper?
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Sehun: Woah, why are your tongues purple.
Chanyeol: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Baekhyun: And I had a red one.
Sehun: Oh
Sehun: OH
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