Simple Simon met Dom Cummings
on a thoroughfare
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
'Sir this isn't fair'.
Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
Your questions are too many.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
Indeed I've not asked any.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
What must we all do?
Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
Just obey the rule.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
I'll just do as you do.
Says Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
There's different rules for you.
Said Simple Simon to Dom Cummings
That doesn't sound too fair.
Said Dom Cummings to Simple Simon
We don't really care.
YOU ARE READING
Rhymes for Our Times
PoetryNursery Rhymes rewritten for our Covid times. Mostly light hearted but often satirical or with a point to make. Some of these were originally posted in Third Verse but by 'popular demand' are getting a volume to themselves.
