Neither Up Nor Down

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The Grand Old Duke of York

saw thirty thousand dead

he hoped that it was the top of the hill

and they'd come straight down again.


And when they went up they went up

and when they went up it was sad.

But when they started down again

He sighed and thought it was good.


And when they were up they were up

But when they were down were they down?

And when they were only half way up

Were they either up or down?


And when they were up we were sad

And when they were down we were glad

But when they were only half way down

We all gave up and relaxed.


The Grand Old Duke of York

Saw thirty thousand dead

And when they reached the foot of the hill

Would they start back up again?

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