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(Help I just woke up and it's 3 and my mom is yelling at me 628mph)

I get my scores in the mail for my finals i'm so happy! I fly to the mailbox and push 739 kids down that try to get there first. I take the envelopes and fly on the roof for no one to disturb me.

I open them all at once and set the envelopes on fire so that they won't distract me while I try to focus on my scores.

I read my first one which is math. the score is 639 bananas out of 61. THATS GRWAT!

Next is English. My score is 60 Sanics out of 1003. Athats EVEN BETTER!

I read biology next. The score is 5 buttcheeks out of 1. HOLY PRINCESS THAT GREAT TOO!

History is last. The score is 682 dead dogs out of 73984. THATS FABULOUS.

I'M SO HAPPY with all my scores that I explode and my ghost has to pick up the remains. I put them in my neighbors yard so they get blamed for the killing.

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