Ok well i didnt publish that week but heres this stuff!
I hear the icecream truck! i fly out my chimney and across the Atlantic Ocean, past China and Europe back to the other side of my street and stop him. i plop down on the windshield of the truck and he jumps tearing the wheel from the truck casually falling off the casual cliff next to my house i burnt down a while ago and still live at.
The truck bows up cliché-like.
More ice cream for me.
I fly down the giant 2feet of cliff and take all the icecream because they keep icecream in blowup-proof cases.
I bring up the case with my fat rolls and being it to the house. i give some to the brother i didn't know i had.
"Thanks." he says. i shove the Popsicle down his throat and he falls off the Cliff as well. he explodes.
Well so much for a brother i didn't know i had.