The Meme Squad

Space

Oliver: guys guess what

Len: what

Oliver: I stole Pikos wallet and bought a spaceship

Flower: yeah, likely story

Oliver: im not joking it's in the backyard ready to go

Flower: *looks out the window* UH-

Fukase: WOooOoaAAaaAH I call shotgun

Piko: *walks in* hi-

Oliver: we have a spaceship

Piko: why-

Oliver: and I used your money to get it

Piko: *has a seizure and dies*

Len: great job Oli, you killed the only person who is at least slightly sane

Oliver: good

Fukase: *already in the spaceship* EVERYONE HOP IN OLIVERS DRIVING ONLY BECAUSE THATS ILLEGAL AND I'M EVIIILLLLLLLLL

Oliver: okiiiii i'm coming *skips towards the spaceship*

Flower: *gets up to follow him*

Len: Flower shouldn't we try to revive Piko first?

Flower: no?

Flower: just throw him into the basement with Rin and Miku's skeletons

Len: ok- WAIT HOLD UO SINCE WHEN DID THEY DIE

Flower: well no one ever fed them so they eventually starved to death

Len: I-

Flower: now hurry up and put him in the cell and then come out. DONT KEEP US WAITING *walks away*

Len: *sighs* i'm not that evil * picks Piko up and sets him on the couch and leaves*

Fukase: you are literally the slowest human on the planet

Len: shut up

Oliver: OK BLASTING OFF IN 3, 2, 1, OKI GOOOOOOOO

*the spaceship explodes into space and they magically all have spacesuits so they don't die*

Oliver: alright, our first stop is, of course, the moon

Fukase: yummy

Flower: I want to go back

Oliver: no

Len: why the moon?

Oliver: because it's pretty, like me

*rustle sounds in the back*

Fukase: oh no. oh nonono what the HELL was that?!?

Oliver: probably aliens

Fukase: oh ok

Fukase: to be sure through, let's go make Len look, because even if it's something life threatening it can't effect Len because he's immortal

Flower: good point, ok Len go

Len: uh- fine

Len: *slowly makes his way to the back* hello Aliens, it's ya boi

???: that was cringe

Len: what the: PIKO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE I THOUGHT YOU DIED????

Piko: wow thanks for that warm welcome, anyways

Len: sorry

Piko: now, where are Flower and Oliver? I'd like to have a talk with them

Len: there up in the front past that door (idk how real spaceships work but in this one there's a door that connects the the front part and the back part. Very good describing hhhhhhh)

Piko: alright. Also, I wasn't even knocked out so that's why I managed to sneak on

Len: oh

Piko: thank you for not locking me in the basement

Len: oh uh, you're welcome

Piko: ok let's go

*they return to Flower, Oliver, and Fuckass*

Len: guys I found a Piko

Oliver: fuck

Flower: why

Fukase: *floating away but no one cares*

Piko: *cracking his knuckles* So, Flower, why'd you want to throw me in the basement, hmm? And Oliver, why'd you use my money on, of all things a spaceship?!

Flower: well because you're annoying

Oliver: because I commit illegal things with pleasure

Piko: oh

Fukase: *gets hit by a meteor*

Piko: *explodes*

Len: haha

Flower: haha

Oliver: *crashes the spaceship into the sun and everyone died*

and then the world warped

yeah the whole thing was in Oliver's imagination

lmao

aaagagggggagahha I don't think this was very funny I'm RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS HECC
I was trying to give Piko and Oliver a chapter since I seem to make them fade into the background. Sorrryyyyyyyy, I'LL CONTINUE THIS STILL

P.S. I may or may not be working on a Danganronpa version of this book *failed attempt to wink* have a good day