*at 3 A.M.*
Oliver: *walks into Flowers room and starts shaking her* Flower! Flower wake up!
Flower: mmmmmmmnnnnhhhhhh, is something wrong Oli?
Oliver: you need to help me do something!
Flower: *slowly getting up* help you with what?
Oliver: I'm going to make Len, Piko and Fukase have a cooking competition, and you and I will be the judges!
Flower: ok... but why did you wake me up this early for this?
Oliver: well we gotta set everything up!
Oliver: *gets Flower out of bed and drags her down the stairs*
Flower: so what do we have to set up?
Oliver: well, we have to get an award for the winner, nothing for second place, and something awful for last!
Flower: uh-
Oliver: AND we gotta set up their stations!
Flower: ooooooooooh, so like those cooking shows on TV
Oliver: yeye
Oliver: ALRIGHT YOU HAVE TO DRIVE US TO THE DOLLAR STORE NOW TO GET A PRIZE FOR FIRST PLACE
Flower: Oli, i'm tired. do we really have to go right now?
Oliver: yes, now let's go
Flower: *sighs* alright...
*they drive to the dollar store and Oliver picks out a plastic "you tried" trophy*
Flower: that's all you're giving them?
Oliver: they can have one other thing... but something you don't have to buy because I don't want to waste your money on those idiots
Flower: alright... but what about last place?
Oliver:: about that.... I was wondering.... do we have any rope at home?
Flower: w.... what are you planning out???? And yes, we do
Oliver: oh, you'll see.... heheeheeeeeeee
Flower: whatever... let's just go home... I'm tired and I want to go back to sleep
Oliver: Ok!
*they head back and Flower went back to sleep while Oliver set up the stations*
*later in the morning when everyone starts to get up*
Piko: *walks downstairs and sees the kitchen* what the fu-
Oliver: oh! Piko! get your a s s in this kitchen right now or else i'll slice off your tail with the dullest knife I can find
Piko: UHH- O...OK then.... *slowly and cautiously walks into the kitchen*
Oliver: HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU USLESS COWARD
Piko: *picks up the pace*
Len: *walking down the stair* Oliver you're being too loud.... shut up please.
Oliver: *chokes Len* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY YOU FAT USLESS SACK OF FUCKING YANKEE DOODLE DANDY SHIT?
Len: *cant breath* O-Oli... I cant.... b...breath!
Oliver: *lets go* GET YOURSELF TO THAT KITCHEN RIGHT NOW GAY ASS SHIT
Len: *stares at him for a good 10 second while breathing heavily* geez ok man....
Flower: *watching from the top of the stairs* oh shit what have I done?????!!¿
Flower: *hesitantly walks down the stairs* good morning Oli...
Oliver: good morning Flower! I was just getting Piko and Len ready for the competition! Also, have you seen Fukase? He better not be late...
Flower: no I haven't...
Oliver: oh... I guess i'll have to get him then...
Oliver: *runs up the stairs and into Fukases room* WAKE THE FUCK YOU YOU UGLY LOOKING DONKEY
Fukase: *barley awake* I don't wanna
Oliver: OH YOU WANNA PLAY IT THAT WAY? ALRIGHT THEN, *grabs a $200 Shrek figurine from off of Fukases shelf* THEN YOU WOULDNT MIND ME BREAKING THIS PIECE OF SHIT INTO 1000 PIECES?
Fukase: *gasps* YOU WOULDNT
Oliver: OH, I FUCKING CAN. AND I WILL
Fukase: fine i'll get up......
Fukase: *slowly gets out of bed and walks downstairs*
Oliver: ALRIGHT YOU THREE, YOU WILL BE HAVING A COOKING CONTEST. FLOWER AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES. YOU HAVE 1 HOUR TO MAKE A CHOCOLATE CAKE. GO GO GO YOU FUCKING SEWAGE RATS
Piko Len and Fukase: *starts aggressively trying to bake even though non of them ever cook or bake, because Flowers always the one who does that*
Len: WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS???
Oliver: YOU SHOULDN'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE
Len: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU OLIVER I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE
Piko: BRUH SHUT UP AND START BAKING OR ELSE OLIVER IS PROBABLY GOING TO KILL YOU AGAIN AND IM NOT BUYING YOU ANYMORE STUFF
Len: *deeply sighs* fine.............
Fukase: AAAGGGHHHH I CANT COOK OR BAKE ANYTHING BESIDES CEREAL IM GOING TO AAAAG
Oliver: *walks up to Fukase and slaps him* SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH AND GET YOUR ASS TO WORK BEFORE I MAKE YOUR FACE LOOK EVEN WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS
Fukase: *is hurt physically and mentally* y-yes sir...
*1 hour goes by and everyone is emotionally broken*
Oliver: ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS, BRING UP YOUR CAKES SO FLOWER AND I CAN JUDGE
Flower: *is in shock because of how Oliver was acting*
Piko, Len, and Fukase: *bring up their cakes while sulking*
Oliver: alright Piko, you're first
Piko: *inhales deeply*
Oliver: *tries it and beams* Wow Piko, for a broke ass idiot like you, this is pretty good!
Piko: why'd you bring up that i'm broke???
Oliver: because you are. Anyway, aren't you going to try it Flower?
Flower: uh......
Oliver: is something the matter?
Flower: no it's just that I..... I....
Oliver: you...?
Flower: I kind of hate sweets....
Oliver: HUHHH?!? FLOWER HOW COULD YOU?!?
Flower: THEY JUST DONT TASTE GOOD OK?!?
Oliver: *sniffles* YOUVE GOT SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
Flower: you know what? I've had it with your complaining Oliver. you're grounded.
Oliver: YOURE NOT MY FUCKING BOSS
Flower: *grabs him by the ear* swear at me one more time and I'll kick you out
Oliver: uHM
Flower: *drags him upstairs and into his room* youre not leaving for the rest of the day, g o t i t?!
Oliver: *sniffling* yes ma'am....
Flower: *closes his door*
Fukase: what was his problem?!?!
Flower: I have no idea... just be glad I stopped him before he judged all of you... last place had to do with a rope for some reason...
Piko: WH- WHAT WAS HE GOING TO DO???
Len: was he going to tie us up in the basement and leave us there to die?????
Flower: I have no idea....
Fukase: alright well i'm going back to sleep so night night bitches
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The Meme Squad
FanfictionI need a life. Anyways, this is the cool kids all hanging out and doing who knows what. Enjoy this piece of trash :) also the first half of these have really bad writing/scripting wise so be warned
