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Oliver: Guys help I lost James! (';Д;')

Len: how?

Oliver: I left him my room for less than a minute and when I came back he was gone!

Piko: calm down Oliver, we'll find you bird friend

Oliver: *hugs Piko* thank you!!!!!!! uwu

Flower and Fukase: *walking toward them*

Fukase: who is missing? I am a great spy, as you all know >:3

Flower: Fukase you can't even find your own socks -_-

Len: that's sad

Oliver: OK LETS GO FIND JAMES

everyone: *goes outside*

Oliver: JAMES WHERE ARE YOU COME BACK TO MEEE

Flower: screaming for him isn't gonna make him come, he's a bird not a dog. -_-

Fukase: *slaps Flower* don't discourage the sailor child!

Flower: *pins him to the ground and proceeds to punch him*

Fukase: RAPE

Piko: *stares at them in disapproval*

Len: Hey look! James is in that tree!

Oliver: *climbs to the top of the tree and gets stuck* help

Piko: Oliver! get down here right now!

Oliver: I can't

Fukase & Flower: *still fighting*

Piko: YOU TWO! HELP US GET JAMES & OLIVER DOWN!

Flower: uggghhhhh, fine *gets off of Fukase*

Fukase: IM FREE

Flower: *climbs up the tree and grabs Oliver & James & jumps off*

Len: *somehow catches them both*

Flower: *sets Oliver down* Ok now that we found the bird let's go home

Oliver: okay! :D

everyone: *magically teleports back to the house*

Piko: okay, now put James back in his cage.

Oliver: *puts James in his cage*

Flower: everyone just go to bed

Fukase: but it's the middle of the afternoon

Flower: I. Don't. care.

Fukase: fine

*everyone goes to sleep at 4:30pm*

Oliver: *wakes everyone up* GUYS I LOST JAMES

Len: not again!

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