Fukase: hey Pikoooo can you buy me ice creaammm?
Piko: *breathes in* nOOO IM NOT BUYING ANY OF YOU ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT THAT? GO GET A JOB
Oliver: but... but I'm not old enough for a job ;-;
Piko: i'll still pay for you, but only because you're not old enough hhh
Oliver: *happiness noises*
Len: nope nope nope screw this im out *runs away*
Flower: k
Fukase: BUT PIKOOOOOO
Piko: GO WORK AT A MCDONALDS OR SOMETHING
Fukase: NO
Piko: THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY MONEY AND YOU'RE GONNA BE KICKED OUT
Fukase: you're a meanie >:[
Fukase: *applies to work at a McDonald's and somehow gets the job*
Flower: how the actual fuck did you get hired?
Fukase: I don't know but I did
Fukase: my first shift is tomorrow afternoon!
Flower: have fun dying
Piko: *questioning humanity*
——the next day——
*its 11:30 a.m*
Fukase: *still sleeping*
Flower: *shaking him* wake up you're gonna miss your shift
Fukase: *wakes up all sweaty* HOLY SHIT THE AVOCADO GEESE ARE GONNA COME KILL US
Flower: ........ *leaves*
Piko: Fukase you're gonna get fired if you miss you shift!
Fukase: *gets ready for his "exciting" day of work*
Flower: wait, Fukase do you even know how to drive?
Fukase: OF COURSE I DO BUT NOT ACTUALLY
Flower: .•.•.•.•.••.•. I'll drive you
Fukase: fine
*at McDonald's*
Manager person: Ok so Fukase thank you for joining us! You'll be working at the first window in the drive through lane!
Fukase: yay
*after Fukase is set and ready to start his job*
*someone drives up*
Fukase: Hi there welcome to McDonalds how may I help you?
Random Obese Lady: Hi *orders the whole menu*
Fukase: ok one garden salad and a coke is that all for you today?
Random Obese Lady:... that's not what I ordered *getting mad*
Fukase: well you obviously don't need everything you ordered
Random Obese Lady: *gasps* Are you insulting me?!?
Fukase: LOOK LADY IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU NOW IS THAT ALL FOR TODAY?
Random Obese Lady: no! I'm goin to talk to your manager about this!
Fukase: OK YOU FAT FUCK GO AHEAD YOUR SALAD WILL BE AT THE FIRST WINDOW
*in the car ride home*
Flower: so, how was your first day at work?
Fukase: I got fired
Flower: thats extremely sad
Fukase: all I did was try to help this lady with her eating problem
Flower: you're actually an idiot
Fukase: *sarcastic* thanks
I didn't know what to do with Len in this chapter so that's why he's only got one line of dialogue oopses. (if this somehow offended anyone... i'm not really sorry)
YOU ARE READING
The Meme Squad
FanfictionI need a life. Anyways, this is the cool kids all hanging out and doing who knows what. Enjoy this piece of trash :) also the first half of these have really bad writing/scripting wise so be warned
