Thirty two (Corona edition)

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Coronavirus.
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Yes, Mr Linton. I'm working.
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Shit is getting real. 🤪
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Mind your language.
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Co- co- coronavirus. 💃👯‍♀️💅
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What in mammon's name... Mr Linton, I do not have time for those stupid games. I'll be ignoring your messages for exactly 3 hours and 2 minutes.
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Omgomgomg noooo. Don't leave mee!!!
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Ugh. Men.
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Ok but I know that you're checking your phone at least 😉 wait does your 1998 nokia have notifications bar? 🤣
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Meh I don't need man ok? I def am VERY independenT WOMan.
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I know you love when i talk about Feminism don't you? 🥰🥰 ok so
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There are exxaactly three types of feminism: gender reform feminisms,  gender resistant feminisms, and gender revolution feminisms- are you even listening??
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YOUNG MAN??!!😤😤
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KIDDO??
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Old SPORT?
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Ugh. I miss you. 🤧
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You do?
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Um. What? Oh hahahahaah yes i do remember Gatsby says "Old sport" a lot. He's so cute, like 🤧🥰🥰
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Who's Gatsby?
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Oh you really don't remember him?? He's my bf from highschool. Tall, blonde, blue eyes. Dam'.
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Karim?
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What? Seriously? You put him in this conversation too? WTH. HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING OF PRIVACY?
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Yes. Sahib.
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WD Karim.
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Yes, Sahib.
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Yeah, yeah, good luck with murdering a fictional character. 🤭
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