[Highest rank: #1 in S&S fanfiction.]
Storm and Silence one shots written in dialogues.
What would have happened if Lilly and Rikkard lived in the 21st century London?
The answer is simple:
They would use phones and text... A LOT.
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The book '...
...party as in alcoholic drinks and females with fake boobs? Read 02:41
Get ready. Wear trousers. And yes, alcoholic drinks. Read 02:42
No fake boobs? Read 02:43
Why? Are you jealous of them? Read 02:43
Me? Pfft. My non-existant cleavage looks more appealing than fake boobs. Men don't find them attractive ;) Read 02:43
How can you be so sure, Mr Linton? Some gentlemen actually do prefer it. Read 02:45
Well, the sensible part doesn't. Read 02:45
Adequate. Read 02:45
Wait... so you mean that you're not into fake ones? Read 02:46
Mr Linton, I'm not going to talk to you about the female chest size I prefer. Read 02:46
But you like mine, don't ya?😉 Read 02:46
Party, Mr Linton. Get ready. Karim will pick you up at 5 p.m. Read 02:46
Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Read 02:46
Two hours later...
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Hmm... should I wear this one? 🤔 Read 04:46
Mr Linton... Read 04:47
Or this...
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Read o4:47
Which one looks less chauvinistic?;) Read 04:47
I... Read 04:48
Yes?;) Read 04:49
Mr Linton? Read 04:49
Yes, sir? Read 04:49
You will not be wearing a dress like that tonight. Read 04:49
What do you mean, like that? It's a party dress. Read 04:50
That's the problem. Read 04:50
Ugh! Son of a bachelor! Read 04:50
But you can wear them at work... I won't mind. Read 04:51
Ha! Of course, you won't- wait, wait. Hold your horses. Are you jealous? Read 04:51
Mr Linton, don't be ridiculous. Read 04:52
Yes, you are! Jealous of the guys there who're going to check out my fa- generous butt because you know you can't have it.;) Read 04:52
I can have whatever I want. Wear the dress today. I'm going to show you who's in charge here. Read 04:53
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"Woah, there, author. Seriously? When did you start writing smut?" Nope. Not smut. It doesn't count in sexting... right?😂 Anywaays... So, the other day I was watching The Princess Bride and I loved when Westley always says: "As you wish" when he actually means "I love you." Lillian also says that phrase quite often while in Mr Ambrose's employee. Does that mean, she's said "I love you" more times than we can count?
