jeremiah heere is a furry

T H E S M U T

*pg-13

i apologize

DISCLAIMER: if anyone thinks this is supposed to be for real and that we're attempting to actually write something good, i swear to god i will lose my hope for humanity. k thx.
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It was a warm winter evening. Michael was feeling particularly horny that day. He went to the bedroom where the love of his life, Jeremiah Heere, was laying on the bed and watching a musical bootleg. He was wearing shorts and one of Michael's shirts. He looked so sexy in those shorts. Michael has always loved Jeremy's legs. Michael passionately jumped on Jeremy and started kissing his neck. They started aggressively making out. Michael decided to ask for consent first.

- Wanna fuck?

- I uh um uh i uh um sjshhdishdisisiwhsgdiahusjdzaosj

Michael was instantaneously turned off. They both went to sleep disappointed.
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hey hi i hope you cringed. have a nice day. wow im bitchy.

-nina