jeremiah heere is a furry

Cookies

Michael and Jeremy are cooking.
Michael and Jeremy are also very high.
Michael goes to a room to grab some things from there and suddenly hears a bloody scream coming from the kitchen. He drops whatever he was holding and rushes over to it.

"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY"
"IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE COOKIES"
"..what?"
"THE CAT MICHAEL THE CAT"
"The cat screamed?"
"NO THE CAT ATE A COOKIE AND THEN THE REST OF THEM SCREAMED"
"JEREMY COOKIES DON'T SCREAM WHAT THE HELL"
"THEY DO"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR?"
"WHAT MICHAEL NO"
"I WANT A DIVORCE"
"WE'RE DATING"
"THAT'S IT I'M DONE YOU'RE DENYING OUR MARRIAGE"
"BUT NO THE COOKIES"
"SO YOU'RE BLAMING THE COOKIES NOW"
"NO MICHAEL THE COOKIES"
"WE'RE DONE"

Michael then proceeded to pack his bags, put the cat in a bag and leave while Jeremy was left crying with the cookies.
He came back the next day and without a word walked into the kitchen and threw the cookies out the window.

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Well hello there friends
Jeremy and Michael have a cat called Merlin they bought when they were high, change my mind
Honestly idk what this was it's just kinda there, kinda just exists
Okay bye now have a nice day
-Ash