Did I ever tell you guys about the time I went for a haircut and this guy with past shoulder length, crimped in the way alternative rock style guys do hair walked in and the entire shop went kind of quiet, but then he went up and told the lady to cut it like a third of the length and in a half mohawk? And then my mom, who really looks and is one of the sweetest freaking people you will ever meet, turned around from playing Animal Crossing and gives him tips on how to spike it and ice it so it won't budge or fall. He looked like he didn't know if he should be impressed or weirder out that this random lady was giving really good hair tips for that hairstyle.
He walked out with probably a head that felt half as heavy and a list of hair gels and sprays for his mohawk.
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My Randomness Again!
Random*Without Me by Eminem plays faintly in the background* What, did you really think I'd only make one?
