Okay, quick background on this: we were talking about how people we know have birthdays in March.
Classmate A: Okay, I know someone born on the 15th, 16th....
Classmate B: (insert person's name here) is born on the 17th.
Classmate A: I know someone on the 18th--
Classmate C: 19th.
Classmate A: 20th, 21st, 22nd... Do we know anyone born on the 23rd?
Me: *wasn't really listening* Me.
Classmate A: Huh? Really?
Me: Oh, you were talking about March... I know someone born on the 22nd.
Classmate: Uh... So nobody knows anyone born on March 23rd?
Me: Nope. But you won't believe my family's birthdays. 21, 22, 23, 24.
Classmate A: Naaaah. You're lying.
Me: December, November, July, March.
Classmate B: ILLUMINATI! PENTAGRAM!
Me: ...
Classmates A and B: OOOOOH
Me: How is it a pentagram if there are four of us? Idiots.
Classmate A: Err... What about your cat?
Me: Today. February 11th. ... My cat has the same birthday as my childhood friend.
Classmate B: Then the 11 is the eye!
Me: ... What.
Classmate B: Well, you curve the 11 so it's a circle--
Me: That's not an 11 anymore.
Classmate A: Yeah it is! Just curved!
Me: -_-
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Random*Without Me by Eminem plays faintly in the background* What, did you really think I'd only make one?
