How I think I flirt: *smooth, funny talk, being a generally interesting person* *offeres music* *gives food* *amazing* *wow*
How I actually flirt: *draws picture of the person* *writes email on the back with exceedingly awkward note that probably doesn't even seem like an attempt at flirting* *drops picture* *picks up picture* H-hey, I think this is yours. *drops picture over your shoulder and runs away without them seeing my face*
I don't think you understand, this is how I got the closest I've ever been to dating.
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My Randomness Again!
Random*Without Me by Eminem plays faintly in the background* What, did you really think I'd only make one?
