Teacher: No candy on the school trip.
Me: Crap.
Later
Me: *empties winter coat's pockets of 1 pack of TicTacs, 6 guava candies, 4 packs of Nibs, 2 gummy roses, 2 Lindt hearts, 2 Lindt truffles, 1 pack of M & Ms, and a Poptarts wrapper*
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My Randomness Again!
Random*Without Me by Eminem plays faintly in the background* What, did you really think I'd only make one?
