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November 28th
(midday)


Prettyboy: Hey, sorry I haven't texted you for a bit. My reception out her is really bad.

Prettyboy: Happy thanksgiving btw

Naruto: It's no problemo, Happy thanksgiving!!

Naruto: I took your advice from a while ago, I'm learning how to cook today

Prettyboy: On one of the most hectic days of the year?

Naruto: Yes!!

Prettyboy: Is anyone helping you out?

Naruto: Yeah, my uncle and Tsunade

Naruto: It's been a long time since I've had something homemade. I can't wait!!!

Prettyboy: Maybe I'll cook for you sometime after break.

Naruto: That would be great

Naruto: Or perhaps you could give me some free lessons ;)

Prettyboy: I would be glad to.

Prettyboy: What are you guys making anyway?

Naruto: Just some mashed potatoes, some pie, and some fried chicken. Nothing that fancy since we arent the best chefs

Prettyboy: That still sounds nice though.

Naruto: What about you??!? Are you helping make any of the food today??

Prettyboy: Yes, not that much thoigh. I have a big family so it's mostly just the older women in my family. They don't really want me in their way.

Prettyboy: Especially since I always 'incorrectly' follow the recipes.

Naruto: That's too bad, I bet you're a great chef

Prettyboy: Better than great, I am the best.

Naruto: You're quite confident huh?

Prettyboy: Bot really.

Prettyboy: *not

Naruto: Well you are confident around me

Prettyboy: That's just because I want to impress you.

Naruto: Awww

Naruto: Such a sweet bastard man!!

Prettyboy: :(

Prettyboy: I do really want to be cooking though. Rn I have to sit and listen to a bunch of dumbasses talk about politics instead of getting to hear smack talk in the kitchen.

Naruto: Who gets smack talked???

Prettyboy: Anyone really, it's mostly petty stuff. But it's fun to hear.

Naruto: I get what to u mean, I listen to Ino and Sakura gossip all of the time

Prettyboy: What about??

Naruto: Mostly you and the other popular kids. Sometimes it's just Sakura gushing about some guy in her class, or Ino about some girl.

Prettyboy: Anything really interesting?

Naruto: Not really, just false rumors mostly.

Naruto: Like a while ago there was a rumor about Iruka and Kakashi.

Naruto: I'm sure you've heard about most of the stuff anyway.

Prettyboy: I guess.

Prettyboy: :'(

Prettyboy: I want tea though.

Naruto: Okay, fine. Only one thing, that I know is true. So, no rumors.

Prettyboy: Thank you, Sunshine.

Naruto: Apparently, Sasuke Uchiha is, you don't believe it, gay!

Prettyboy: Fuck you.

Sasuke♥︎: This is bullying.

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