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How to (properly) eat pie

Step 1: get one from the back shelf of home depo. Its free food.

Step 2: Heat up untill it resembles the heat of the surface of the sun.

Step 3: Put on Darude-Sandstorm

Step 4: Attempt to eat while humming the song.

Step 5: Fail.

Step 6: Get grounded for spitting everywhere.

Step 7: Cry in corner.

Step 8: Did you know I once tried to eat a pie?

Step 8: I failed and its guts got everywhere.

Step 9: ...

Step 10: Can someone turn off the steps?

Step 11: Pleas-

       
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Step 12: ~Silver