Me: um hey guys...?
gaylord: yes babe?
minisized: whats up my child(ren)
spawnofsatan: sup y/n
manithewannabegangsta: soup yo
Me: so im babysitting this kid...
gaylord: oh god
minisized: uh oh
spawnofsatan: the kid better not be dead y/l/n
Me: oh no she's definitely alive...
camiwammy: I can hear her screams from the kitchen
Me: WELL THEN COME HELP ME!
camiwammy: I CANT IM MAKING THE CHILD MAC AND CHEESE TO SHUT HER UP FOR WHAT YOU CAUSED
minisized: y/n what did u do
Me: um..
gaylord: im scared
manithewannabegangsta: same bro
spawnofsatan: just tell us
Me: i think a picture would be better
Me:
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camiwammy: THATS WHY SHES SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY
gaylord: y/n, baby, love of my life, get the baby out of the toilet
Me: ok
Me: OW THAT SON OF A BITCH
manithewannabegangsta: what she do?
Me: I TRIED GETTING HER OUT AND SHE BIT ME
camiwammy: ya know what? don't move i'll be right up
minisized: *sighs*
gaylord: the sad part is, she's usually great with kids
Me: I am great with kids! But this one's a little jackass!
307-762-1908: HEY DONT TALK ABOUT MY CHILD THAT WAY
Me: Martha? Omg hi haha! How did you get here?
307-762-1908: you and Camila are fired, i'll vendmo you your money
camiwammy: god dammit
minisized: y'all just mess everything up dont you?
Me: Hey!
camiwammy: we do not!
gaylord: mmhmm
Me: keep talking babe, I dare you
manithewannabegangsta: oof
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Wrong number Lauren/you
FanfictionI suck at descriptions lol #1 IN LAUREN JAUREGUI- May 1st, 2020
