BNHA Oneshots

Shinkami(Fluff)-Ok Boomer

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Ouch. That was the only word Kaminari could currently use to describe his experience as he lay in the bushes below his window. The Heights Alliance dorm building taunted him from the ground as he stared up 3 floors at his open window. 

He sneezed and a loud crackling could be heard as sparks shot from his body. This was the same sneeze that had sent him out his open window just 30 seconds earlier. 

The bushes had broken his fall thankfully, but had also broken his pride. Just when he thought he couldn't get any clumsier, it came.  Allergy season. It hit him like a truck as soon as he opened the window.

As he lay in the bushes, ready to embrace death, a shadow came into view above him. He glared up at the figure, squinting as the sun blocked out their features. "Fight me" he groaned annoyed, disgruntled that someone was preventing his imminent bush death.

The figure grabbed his arm and pulled him up from the bush. "Yeah... maybe later" the person spoke. Without the sun to obscure his view, Kaminari was greeted by perhaps his favorite purple mop of hair. Shinsou stood unimpressed at what he had come upon. 

Kaminari, forgetting his previous embrace of death, broke out into a grin. "Shinsou! You're just about the last person I'd expect to pull me away from the light." The boy hid a smirk. "You have saved my life. I am forever in yo-ACHOO!!" Said savior jumped back with a shout as Kaminari once again(literally) exploded with electricity. The force of the sneeze threw Kaminari on his ass. It was that exact moment that the blonde had decided to stay there for the rest of his life. The ground conducts electricity well, right?

Shinsou was still reeling from this near death experience. He could feel the static electricity on his clothes and in his hair. 'Tingly', he thought. He reached up to touch his hair when he felt a micro-shock. "Huh." he said to himself. He smoothed down his hair and smiled down at the sniffling boy. "Allergies?" He observed. Kami let out a groan. "Allergies."

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Shinsou opened the door to Kaminari's room unenthusiastically. The blonde trudged slowly inside before flopping onto the bed. Shinsou stepped inside and closed the door behind him, before noticing a chill in the room. This led his gaze to the open window. He connected the dots rather quickly as he spun to the boy on the bed. "Did you-did you go out the fucking window???" He accused as he shut the window. Kaminari spoke muffled into the comforter. "I can't hear you dumbass" the tired boy deadpanned.

Kaminari lifted his face from the bed and looked to Shinsou with a pout. "Haven't I suffered enough without you pointing out my discernible blunders?" Shinsou blinked. "I think that is literally the biggest word I have ever heard you use. Did you hit your head? And could you do it again?"

Shinsou was met with a  pillow to the face as Kaminari cried out at him. "MEANIE!" he yelled. "PROBLEM CHILD!" Shinsou fired the pillow back. "YEAH OK AIZAWA" Another pillow."OK BUSH BOY!" And another. "OK BOOMER!" Shinsou pushed himself out of the desk chair and pushed the pillow in Kaminari's face, effectively knocking them both onto the bed. 

"Call me Boomer again I dare you." Shinsou threatened.

A muffled "Boomer" came from beneath. Shinsou had reared back the pillow, ready to relentlessly bash Kami's face in with it, when he caught sight of the enormous grin on the face of the boy below him. He faltered just long enough for Kaminari to fly up and flip their positions. He held a pillow in his hand and smirked evilly at Shinsou. "Give up?"

From his view below him, Shinsou could see the way his eyes lit up as he hovered over him. The way his gold hair haloed from the sunlight coming from the window. 

Gay panic ensued on Shinsou's end as Kaminari waited for an answer. Gayer panic ensued when he realized that Kaminari was straddling him, pillow at the ready, and inches from his face.

"If I get to keep seeing you from this angle, I might not ever give up" He breathed. Shinsou's brain caught up with his mouth and he was quick to blush. Kaminari choked on air and threw himself off of him.

Both boys lay in silence as both of their consciences screamed at them to say something. 

A few minutes later Shinsou said hesitantly- "I uh-I didn't mean that." A lie.

Kaminari looked up slightly from the pillows he had buried himself in. A few seconds passed. "You didn't?"

Shinsou did a double take at the tone of his voice. Was he upset?

He was quick to sit up and sputtered. "I mean- I did. I didn't mean to say it but- I just-"

A snort cut him off. He looked incredulously at the boy across from him as Kaminari laughed his ass off. His embarrassed expression shifted to one of annoyance as the boy laughed at him. He was far from annoyed as he gazed upon his blissful grin. He was starting to notice a pattern every time that boy smiled.

As Kaminari calmed down from his fit, his face was red with laughter. He didn't notice the blush on Shinsou's face as turned to face him on the bed.

"Gay panic much Hitoshi?" Shinsou blushed even deeper and Kaminari DEFINATELY noticed it that time. "You SO are!" He laughed again.

Shinsou grumbled as he buried his face in his hands. "Please stop Kami." He whined.

The laughter died down and left the boys in a surprisingly comfortable silence. Shinsou was over his pity party and offered a tired smile towards Kaminari over his folded arms.

He didn't see it though, his head was hanging down as he stared at his hands. Thinking.

"Hey Bush Boy, you alright?" He spoke softly. He was worried he had crossed a line when Bush Boy tilted his head up, a contemplative look on his face. "So....you did mean it then?"

Shinsou nodded minutely.

"Guess it's nice to know it's not just me then."

Both boys smiled as warmly as their faces would let them.

Kaminari grabbed a game controller off the end of his bed and held it up. "Wanna play?"

Shinsou chuckled before taking it. "Fine, but don't cry when I kick your ass."

Kaminari settled on the floor next to Shinsou before turning on the console. "Ok boomer" he said fondly.

"Can 'ok boomer' be our always?"

"God yes."

This took all my will to write somewhat seriously. Im copyrighting that line now Please and Thank You. :D This is actually my very first time writing for ships and I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Until next Time.