Some of me and @Stormfast_Mountain's text convos XD
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Jenny: Shush don't say a word about it
Me: kk
Jenny: Good *stares evilly thinking of ways to torture*
Me: *thinks of a plan to try to escape into my Crate of Magic*
Jenny: *thinks of way to make you suffer TO DEATH HAHAHAAHHA*
Me: *slaps you with a frying pan* .-.
Jenny: *stabs YOU TO DEATH AND RIPS YOUR EYES OUT AND EATS THEM AND THEN RIPS OUT YOUR HEART AND SQUISHES IT AGAINST YUOR BRAIN SQUIRTING BLOOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!*
Me: *chops head off, stabs eyes with forks and leaves the forks in, chops off bewbs, rips open stomach and shoves your shoes inside, then stitches it together slowly* ^_^
Jenny: jerk -.-
Me: lol
Me: what's wrong with us?!
Jenny: -.- ~ you.......WILL PAYAHHH TORTURE YOU EITH EIGHTY SOME
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Jenny: I NEED SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
Jenny: ITS SO IMPORTANT YOU COULD DIE IF YOU DIDNT KNOW
Jenny: HURRY
Jenny: I SWEAR ITS SO IMPORTANT
Me: huh?
Jenny: SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT I NEED TO TELL YOU
Me: TELL ME THEN
Jenny: hi
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Jenny: I'm blushing so hard
Me: haha
Jenny: he... nvm
Me: tell me!
Me: pweeze?
Jenny: um no lol
Me: ;-; PWEEEZEEE
Jenny: l8r
Me: ;-;
Me: BUUTTT MOOOMMM
Jenny: lol
Jenny: oops I mean, sorry I can't
Me: MMOOOMMMYYYYY
Me: QAQ
Jenny: b-but...
Me: please?
Jenny: I promise later
Me: or-- *pouts* fine ;-;
Jenny: good girl v_v
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Me: Imma take the test nao
Jenny: lol how
Me: on schoology, retarded
Jenny: oh... :P
Jenny: how
Me: CEN JOD WWOHU E DWO JHQ DEJHO DE HOJ EQF JHO SF A OJH
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((During the middle of class))
Me: are we supposed to be doing something...?
Jenny: the fact I can see
Me: no, really????????? *sarcasm*
Jenny: THAT WAS THE FRWAKIN SUTO THING
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Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
