Aluri: *waves hand- I mean- paw* hi! As you can see... or read... or whatever, I am a cat!
Firestar: *walks to her* Dawntail, who in the name of Starclan are you talking to...?
Dawntail (Aluri): go away! Don't you have leader-y stuff to do?!
Firestar: nope
Dawntail: advice to give?
Firestar: noopppee!
Dawntail: training to watch?
Firestar: nooooopppeeeee!
Dawntail: I didn't want to have to do this but... oh, look! Sandstorm is dying!!
Firestar: AHHH WHAT?!? *runs away* (/OoO)/
Dawntail: finally. Anyways, me and Nightsea are in disguise
Nightsea (Caesar): I have a cool name!! :D
Dawntail: right... *facepalms* so here a couple of things to do! (^_^)
1. Become a medicine cat and say fake prophecies!
FOR EXAMPLE:
Dawntail: *becomes a medicine cat* Firestar, Starclan says you suck as a leader and that Nightsea should take over
Firestar: oh oka- WAIT WHAT?!
LATER...
Dawntail: Starclan came to me in a dream and said we have to eat fish, learn to swim, and call ourselves "Lakeclan!"
Lionblaze: uhh, isn't that like Riverclan?
Dawntail: *slaps Lionblaze* are you questioning your medicine cat?!?!?!
Jayfeather: HEY!! YOUR NOT EVEN QUALIFIED TO BECOME A MEDI-
Nightsea: *stuffs twoleg sock into Jayfeather's mouth* HUSH, CHILD
2. Pretend you came back from the dead and say Starclan needs a sacrifice
FOR EXAMPLE:
Dawntail: *puts powder all over herself* I AM A STARCLAN CAT!!
Firestar: Starclan, what have you come for?! I promise I'm a good leader, just please don't let that idiot take over!! *points at Nightsea*
Dawntail: don't forget he's a perv, too
Firestar: what? (O.O)
Dawntail: uhh... STARCLAN NEEDS A SACRIFICE!!! \(>0
Firestar: TAKE HIM, PLEASE!! *shoves Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: hey!! You can't push me around like that!! I'm a WARRIOR now!! JEEZ!!
Dawntail: thanks *drags Cloudtail away*
Brightheart: NUUUU!! MY HUSBANDOOO!!!
Whitewing: NUUUU!! MY FUTHRRRRRRR!!!
Dovewing and Ivypool: NUUUU!! OUR GRAMPRRRRR!!!
Nightsea: NUUUU!! MY... actually, I didn't like him very much...
3. Say, "Firestar loved Spottedleaf first!" Whenever you see Sandstorm
FOR EXAMPLE:
Dawntail: *sees Sandstorm* HEY, NIGHTSEA!!
Nightsea: *also sees her* YES, DAWNTAIL?!
Dawntail: FIRESTAR LOVED SPOTTEDLEAF FIRST!!
Nightsea: TRUE!!
Sandstorm: GRRR... (ò_ó)
YOU ARE READING
Book of Randomness!
HumorMy cover isn't very good, but I like it! XD ((Update [11/1/15]: Holy cheese, looking back to these chapters, I realize how bad I wrote. This was my first book on wattpad that I didn't delete and... wow... um... its pretty bad. I recommend that you d...
