Jimin: Online dating service Sign-up

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Website: Please enter username and password

Jimin: Hmm... what would be my username

*superslow typing*

Username:ChimChimXD

Jimin:And password....

*superfast typing*

Password:NoticeMeJungkookie

Website:Password must contain at least 1 number

Jimin: what the fuck??

Password:Jungkook1

Website:Thank you for signing up :D

-A few days Later-

Jimin:Let's see.....

*puts in username and password*

Website: Hello Jimin.Thank you for signing in to our online dating agency.We hope today you will                        be able to find your one true love.

Jimin:There are 4 people single ~ OOOH.

Website: There are 4 men in your inbox.

                 J-hope

                 Suga

                 Rap Monster

                 Jungkook

Please click one

Jimin:Shit...

*very hard thinking*

Of course JUNGKOOKIE!!

*clicks Jungkook*

Website: Welcome to Jungkook's profile!

-Jungkook's Profile-

Name:Jungkook

D.O.B:September 1st 1997

Blood Type:A

Ideal Type:Someone who is atleast 168cm but smaller than me,is a good wife,good at cooking,smart,has pretty legs,and is nice.

-Back to Jimin-

Jimin:

*reading ideal type*

Smaller.Ne~

Good wife.Ani~

Good at cooking.Ani~

Smart.Ani~

Pretty legs.Ne~

Nice.Ani~

GODAMNITT KOOKIE!!WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!
*Throws Laptop out window*

Jimin:Oh shit... That wasn't mine

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I love how Jimin adores Jungkook but Jungkook loves V. kekeke. I still can't pick my favorite OTP.

~SungHee

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