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twenty two- celebrate

hahahaas: NO AIR IM CRYING WHAT A THROWBACK

bbbabieboze: AND THE JACKET'S LITERALLY IN MY SUITCASE-

hahahaas: coming over now

bbbabieboze: literally get your fine ass over here this second bring money and comfortable clothes

bbbabieboze: maybe a bag

bbbabieboze: man purse

hahahaas: should i be concerned

bbbabieboze: always

court_bort: um-

atomic_marii: do i have to put pants on

sohinki: ah that's where they went

topphatt: i am thouroughly confused

olivia_sway: court mari come here

olivia_sway: let's leave boze alone

bbbabieboze: weirdos

hahahaas: literally driving over right now gotta stop texting

bbbabieboze: phone down and off

hahahaas: jeez mom

topphatt: yall are married stg

hahahaas: shut your damn mouth

hahahaas: son

leakthegeek2: y'all remind me of the junior in our math class freshman year

leakthegeek2: took math out of order or something 

hahahaas: BRO mAX I LOVED MAX 

leakthegeek2: he literally adopted all us lil boys

bbbabieboze: damien i swear to mother fucking god if you dont get off your phone while driving to meet ME

bbbabieboze: ur gonna die under my guilty conscious i dont want that stress

sohinki: oh, so him dying isn't the important part

atomic_marii: im tired

bbbabieboze: shuddup

bbbabieboze: not you mari you're perfect

topphatt: i didn't get to meet max i feel excluded

hahahaas: you're not cool enough

bbbabieboze: DAMIEN GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE

court_bort: DAMIEN WTF

_gross_man_: remind me to never drive anywhere with damien

hahahaas: boze i'm at your house

bbbabieboze: kay im on my way out

atomic_marii: bye booze?

court_bort: i think they just drove off i'm so lost

bbbabieboze: me too

hahahaas: oh well

olivia_sway: wait

<olivia_sway removed hahahaas and bbbabieboze from the conversation>

olivia_sway: are they going on a date

topphatt: maybe?

court_bort: we shouldn't meddle but

court_bort: omg i want to meddle

sohinki: they're obviously going to the mall and having a treat yo self day

sohinki: do you guys not remember that

_gross_man_: bold of you to assume i pay that much attention to the gc

leakthegeek2: that's fun but they should've invited us :((

topphatt: boze is definitely just in denial that she's in love with damien and subconsciously asked him on a date and is def going to claim it's only because of the show because she's scared of a relationship and won't accept her obvious feelings for him

court_bort: that was unnecessary but also very necessary

atomic_marii: i mean i'm not complaining they're cute

sohinki: goddamn why do we all date each other that's really unhealthy

atomic_marii: well if we never break up ever that's fineeee

sohinki: yeah yeah sure sure

leakthegeek2: shayne stop being a psychologist

topphatt: nope

atomic_marii: i vote we watch them struggle

court_bort: seconded

topphatt: sure

sohinki: it's the right thing to do

sohinki: i really still think it's weird that we're all dating

sohinki: is no one else questioning it

_gross_man_: oh well too late now ig

olivia_sway: THAT'S WHY YOU DATE ONE OF SHAYNES FRIENDS

court_bort: or date shayne himself j saying

sohinki: migraine

leakthegeek2: add them back i want pictures of damien in ridiculous outfits

topphatt: thank god they wont be able to see these messages 

<atomic_marii added bbbabieboze and hahahaas to the conversation>

bbbabieboze: hoes

hahahaas: mad

sohinki: i hate highschoolers 

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yeah this was half-finished and i didn't like it sitting in my drafts so here you go :)