June 12, 2020
9:25 PM
PRIVATE CONVERSATION
hahahaas: ay shanye how r you doing
topphatt: what do you want idiot
hahahaas: i kind of have something to tell you
topphatt: what vein of confession is this in
topphatt: i'm kind of hiding in keith's bathroom right now can you make this snappy
topphatt: seriously dude sohinki's had a lot of bean tacos i need to get out of here
hahahaas: ...it's a romantic one
topphatt: oh that you have a massive boner for boze
hahahaas: ...dude...
topphatt: well am i wrong
hahahaas: yeah i like boze
topphatt: will you be massively offended if i tell you it was very very obvious
hahahaas: nah courtney confirmed that already
topphatt: wait court knows
hahahaas: she's known for like a month sorry i swore her to secrecy
topphatt: i wouldn't have wanted her to tell me.
topphatt: dude i'm your best friend unless i've been replaced by sohinki or noah or something
topphatt: why didn't you tell me?
hahahaas: because you're my best friend
hahahaas: you relentlessly tease me about everything bc you know me so well
hahahaas: you know how to make me uncomfortable and i don't really care
hahahaas: but this is something i would care about
hahahaas: because you're not always subtle and she'd find out and i'd get the rejection that i don't want to actually receive bc i'm too scared to deal with it
topphatt: okay not going to lie i'm hurt that you don't trust me enough to keep a secret
topphatt: but i get it i didn't want to tell people about courtney because of all the teasing and shit
topphatt: so we're def getting the girl though
hahahaas: h o w and n o
hahahaas: she does not! like me!!
topphatt: you're two of the most oblivious people i know i bet she has for months
hahahaas: then let's assume she does. what do i do? ask her to prom? wing it and kiss her just like you did?
topphatt: i mean no offense but you're both also very awkward courtney and i gave 0 fucks that's probably why it worked for me lmao
topphatt: ask her to prom
topphatt: as friends
topphatt: you're the only single ones in our group you don't have dates or plans you can't lose
hahahaas: how does one ask someone to prom THE EPITOME OF HIGH SCHOOL ROMANTIC DANCES as friends
topphatt: bruh not that hard
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chatty//smosh groupchat au
Randomjust some crazy kids starting a crazy group chat with crazy friendships. chaos shall ensue. !! this is a work of fiction and my imagination !! feel free to leave ratings, comments, votes, anything is appreciated !! - indefinitely on hold as of apri...
