Kellen walks towards Kurtis sympathetically putting his hand on Kurtis's shoulder, "Hey man, you may have forgotten that second greeting, but that was an epic show. It's alright." Kurtis violently shakes Kellen's hand off of his shoulder, "No it's not alright Kellen. That's my whole thing! I greet them once, and then I greet them a second time!" Kurtis bends his knees and waddles to the side of the car, while gesturing to his entire body. "What would 15 year old Kurtis think about this? He certainly wouldn't be vibin' with this. All 15 year old Kurtis would be worried about is what kind of disease that old lady got from Megan's vagina sandwich." "Christ just gimme my phone, I'll call the ambulance myself." (B/F/N) breathes out. "That second greeting was all I came for, Kurtis," You say with a frown. "And you didn't provide." "Please fucking help me I've been hit by a car." "
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RomanceWoah the MidWest tour's coming to town, and what's this? Kurtis is coming to the improv in Zona Rosa?! What wild deeds will befall you tonight? Read to find out ;D
