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mione mo hermionex
Mom friends of Twitter, what do you do when you see your stupid, stupid friend with scratches all over his back?

1:01 PM · Mar 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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420 🔥 blaiseit
no because why would you post this
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mione mo hermionex
I genuinely want answers.  Why?
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420 🔥 blaiseit
did he even let you post this lOLOLL

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lightening justharryy
Hermione for the love of god delete this
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mione mo hermionex
If you explained it to me, this would not have been done.
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lightening justharryy
Ugh fine check ur dms

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pots and pans pansy.p
i have a problem too !! my incredibly smart friend, hermione granger, can't put two and two together ! any advice, guys ?

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lightening justharryy
How to delete tweet that isn't mine?
1:28 PM · Mar 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
i'm going to the manor peace out y'all
1:56 PM PM · Mar 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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lightening justharryy
Whattt why
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
because i miss my mum lol ?
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lightening justharryy
Have you seen the timeline or
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
no why

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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
WHY DOES HARRY HAVE SCRATCHES ON HIS BACK ???
 1:59 PM PM · Mar 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

420 🔥 blaiseit
??? im so confused
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
SO AM I
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420 🔥 blaiseit
didnt u leave them on his back?
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
WHAT WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO HIM ??/./> HELLO ??>,
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420 🔥 blaiseit
sex ?/ I DONT KNOW
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
WHAT ????
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
WHY WOULD I SCRATCH HIM HELPPPP

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lightening justharryy
Ok i will confess, hermione and i may have been illegally brewing polyjuice.  And she may have, hypothetically, accidentally turned into a cat.  And when i tried to stop her from leaving the room, she scratched me.  I doubt she remembers because it was her ... cat side?  Im not sure.
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
WHAT
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mione mo hermionex
What?!
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drac – oh ! draco.malfoy
IM IN TEARS