𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘷

𝖨𝖭𝖢𝖮𝖱𝖱𝖤𝖢𝖳 𝖰𝖴𝖮𝖳𝖤𝖲 . 1

Jessica: to you

Army: no, its disrespectful

Jessica: to you

Army: Jisoo, its- first off, that's disrespectful in general

Jessica: * not giving a fuck * to you

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Jisoo: what are you looking at?

Jungkook: * shows her his phone * my future wife

Jisoo: . . . . That's a picture of me

Jungkook: did I fucking stutter?

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Jisoo: * to the other male idols * now I understand you all want to hop on the Jisoo train . . . .

Jisoo: * looks at Taeyong *

Jisoo: but I'm afraid it's already departed for Neo Zone Station, terminal Taeyong

Male idols: . . . . . .

Taeyong: Choo Choo, Bitches

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Jungkook: * walks into the house * WHATS UP, FUCKERS?!

Jisoo: why do you have my phone?

Jungkook: FUCK YOU THATS WHY!

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Taeyong: I was not that drunk

Jungkook: you asked Jisoo if she was single and then cried when she said no

Taeyong: what's wrong with that?

Jaehyun: you're fucking dating her, idiot!

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Jisoo: * walks *

Furniture: * exists *

Rest of bts: WE MUST BURN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND! HOW DARE IT LOOK AT OUR BABY LIKE THAT?!

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* On Run! Bts episodes *

Hoseok: would you slap us all for 100 dollars?

Jisoo: I'd do it for a single corn chip

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Jungkook: dude, I've been wondering

Taehyung: what is it?

Jungkook: if you're waiting for the waiter. . . .

Taehyung: then YOU'RE THE WAITER!

Jungkook: EXACTLY

Jisoo: if y'all don't take yall asses to sleep-

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HueningKai: Mom, why are you tearing up a lot?

Jisoo: * wiping her tears away * nothing I'm just allergic to angels

HueningKai: how are you alive if you're allergic to yourself?

Jisoo: * sobs loudly *

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* Jisoo's wedding day *

Taeyong: thank you all for allowing me to marry the love of my life, my baby -

Jin: I'M SORRY, DID YOU RAISE HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE?! WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO CALL HER YOUR BABY?!

Jisoo: Jin, I swear to fucking god!

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Jungkook: hyung! Hyung! I need your help!

Yoongi: * reading a book * whatever it is, I don't care so leave now

Jungkook: someone called Jisoo ugly and now shes crying

Yoongi: * drops book and picks up a gun *

Yoongi: I'm sorry, you wanna run that by me again?

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Jisoo: I can't get Yoongi to come out of his studio

Namjoon: just say something that will piss him off

Jisoo: like what?

Namjoon: anything I would say

[ three seconds later ]

Yoongi: * storms into Jisoo's room * DID THIS EGG FACE, GIRAFFE NECK, LIMP DICK BITCH SAY ONE PIECE IS BETTER THAN NARUTO?!