Gay Pick Up Lines [Larry Stylinson]

Chapter I

A/n: Comment for a chapter dedication!

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Four Years.

Today is the day I texted Harry, just four years ago. Since then we have texted all the time and it's gotten to the point where I never want to stop. It surprises me how we haven't even called each other or seen pictures, but I doubt he would be up for that. I mean strangers are strangers except we know everything about each other.

H: I have a new pick up line!

L: Oh god Harry, hmu.

H: Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

L: Well, it you are suggesting you love my ass then I'm all over it.

H: Just like how I was all over you last night.

L: In your dreams.

H: I know.

Read: 1:24 pm

I, of course, always thought of what Harry could of looked like, it just never came up in the conversation. Or maybe it started when Lottie was looking through my phone because she had to "call a friend" when it was snooping though all my shit like it's cool. She thought Harry was my boyfriend, only because the pick up lines were so sexual.

L: Harry Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

H: Ha . Ha. Ha.

L: What?

H: I've just never seen such a big bulge in a man's pants. Wait a minute, yes I have - mine.

L: Harry.

H: That's my name please don't wear it out, you'll be screaming it tonight ;)

L: You know I will because I'm a screamer.

H: Nice to know we can't do shit in my house with family downstairs.

L: Sorry love.

Read: 2:08pm

Lottie was also suggesting what eye color Harry has and that he sounds like a guy that is good in bed- which was odd considering she thought that just by reading our text messages. It was weird to me but to be honest but what are you going to do?

When we actually don't tell each other pick up lines we kind of just talk about ourselves. I know that Harry wears such tight jeans that it should be illegal, or so he says. If it's true I hope he never goes into the hospital because he can't take his jeans off.. what a major turn off.

L: Harry?

H: Mhm?

L: Can I see a picture of you?

Read: 2:23 pm

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a/n:

First chapter ya! Hope you guys like this kind of writing style which consists of texts and then going back to reality.

Question: What do think Harry will say? :)