SID (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 1 (Sid)

The girl stayed quiet before speaking up. "Make it one question per week."

"Why one?"

She smirked. "You'll run out of questions if you do three each week. I wanna enjoy my stay here for as long as I can before you guys kick me out."

The Hokage closed his eyes. "You shall not be kicked out. If you happen to do something heinous, you will be executed or held prisoner." He opened his eyes.

"But how about one question this week, two questions next week, and three for the following?"

"So, basically I'll have to eventually answer three questions each week, but for this week, it's only one, and for the second week, it's only two?"

"Precisely."

"Hell yeah! This is gonna be fun. Wait-what if people come after me?"

The Third rose a brow, his interest skyrocketing. "Like who?"

She shrugs. "My old sensei. We're like best buds and all that, until we got lost on the path of life and got separated. He might come looking for me, he might not, depends if he's too busy with his work, or choppin' up bodies."

The Hokage grunted. "First question of the first week; who is your sensei?"

The girl smirked.

"A jashinast."

Hiruzen narrowed his eyes at her. "I said-"

The girl shrugged. "You asked who my sensei was, not his name."

"That's-"

"Can we hurry it up? I feel like eating so bad that I'll pass out!"

He sighed, knowing he will have to wait until next week to get a name. The hokage got some papers out and he put them on his desk.

"Here, this is your apartment number. In the meantime, here's some money to get food and whatever else you need. The apartment is already furnished."

The girl smirked. "Thanks, gramps. I think I might actually fucking like it here!"

The Third Hokage sighed. "And please do refrain from the cussing."

She grunted. "Not much fun, are you?"

He ignored her comment. "Fox," An ANBU stepped up. "Yes, my Lord?"

"Go fetch Kakashi Hatake."

The girl froze, this not going unnoticed by the other people in the room.

"Yes, Lord Hokage."

Hatake? Ah, shit.

"What is your name, child?" Hiruzen questioned.

"You already asked me a question today, remember gramps? So you gotta wait till next week to ask another." She glanced at the door.

"...You know what? I can find my own way to the apartment. I'm capable enough, and besides, I can always ask for directions! So anyways, I got to go so-"

"Hokage-sama? You requested to see me?"

".....Shit."

The Hokage looked back at her. "What is wrong, child?"

A bead of sweat went down the side of her face as she coughed and nervously laughed.

"Aha, would ya look at the time? I gotta go!"

"And do what?" Hiruzen rose a brow at how strange she began to act.

"Pssh! Find something to sacrifice to Lord Jashin, of course!"

He gave her a stern look. "You are under no circumstances allowed to kill innocent-"

"Ah ah ah!" She said. "You said that I'm not allowed to kill or severely injure the members of konoha! Not anything else."

Hiruzen sighed. "I suppose that is true, but-"

"Imma sacrafice a piece of toast!"

".....What?"

"Or a rogue shinobi! So, I gotta go and-"

"You." Kakashi finally spoke, scratching his cheek. "You look familiar. Have we met before?"

She laughed again. "Haha! No, I haven't seen you in forever! I mean-I haven't seen you at all! Haha! Uh-be one with Lord Jashin and his youth, and I'll see you later!"

'Youth?' He sweatdropped.

She started to run away, only to be stopped by Kakashi grabbing the back of her shirt.

'Dear lord it's another Gai.' He internally sighef before turning to his leader. "Anyways, Lord Hokage, you requested me?"

"Ah, yes. Kakashi, please be her tour guide. She is new here. And try to show her most of konoha, let her know where our trending shops and stalls are."

"Yes, Lord Hokage."

"I'll pay you your earnings when you get back."

"Yes, Lord Hokage."

"And Kakashi?"

"Hm?"

"Ask for her name."

"Ah-right...but why?"

"...She won't tell me."

"Oh...okay, Lord Hokage."

"Here is her apartment address." Kakashi grabbed the piece of paper from the Third.

Kakashi then dragged the girl out of the Hokage building. He narrowed his eyes at her.

"I know you from somewhere."

The girl scoffed. "You don't know me, don't be silly."

"Then why do you seem so familiar?"

"Maybe because you're comparing me with someone else?" She quickly suggested.

Kakashi stopped and thought about it, rubbing his chin. "Hmm....no, a face doesn't come to mind."

The girl scowled a bit. "Of course a bastard like him doesn't remember." She lowly grumbled. 'Probably too busy being famous and battling other people to remember fighting a kid.'

Kakashi rose a brow at that. "Hm? You say something?"

He knew exactly what she said, and the moment he gets back to his house, he's going through some boxes...

He got out his little orange book.

"Okay, let's start."

He started walking in a random direction, quickly sprouting things from his mouth, wanting to get this 'mission' over and done with.

"Oh, and what's your name?"

"Mm, it's Sid."