Angel Vs. Devil (Marry Vs. Kill)

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Written by me, and my friend Bailley G. I wrote the angel lines, and she the devil, but we both came up with the conclusion together and totally freaked out at how perfect it was. We both wanted our character to win, but the compromise makes the whole plot much more interesting.


ANGEL: Aw, he's looking at you from across the room, oh, he looked back down.

DEVIL: He stared at his feet thinking about the easiest and most efficient way to kill her.

ANGEL: NO, he's just blushing because we're beautiful.

DEVIL: Turning red because of his animal instinct.

ANGEL: YOU SHOULD JUST FRIGGIN KISS HIM ALREADY!

DEVIL: Kill her and do it quickly: we don't want anyone to see.

ANGEL: Dev, you take that back.

DEVIL: MASON, man it's just you and me: take that knife out of your pocket and stab!

ANGEL: Don't listen to him, she likes you back and there's no reason to be afraid of rejection.

DEVIL: That ring should be sharp enough to pierce her.

ANGEL: She's been waiting for this moment for so long Mason, JUST ASK HER!

DEVIL: She's made your life a living hell just do it.

ANGEL: She drives you crazy, she's crazy about you too.

DEVIL: Mason, listen to me, she will end your life so end hers before she ruins yours.

ANGEL: Dev, stop stressing him out, we should let him make up his own mind.

DEVIL: His mind is connected to my mind.

ANGEL: Well he hears me too.

DEVIL: Obviously not.

ANGEL: Mason, can't you see that Dev is an idiot?

DEVIL: Mason, your running out of time: do it.

ANGEL: Take your time, you don't have to rush your actions.

DEVIL: Please, Mason, think rationally.

ANGEL: God sent me for a reason, he has a plan for you two.

DEVIL: Yea, a plan to end your life so just freakin do it!

ANGEL: God loves everyone, and Ellie loves you too.

DEVIL: Ellie does not care, she just wants your money.

ANGEL: Ellie's already rich, her uncle is Warren Buffet.

DEVIL: Imagine the blood

ANGEL: Imagine the ring sparkling on her finger!

DEVIL: Imagine the pain

ANGEL: Imagine the wedding.

DEVIL: Kill Her!

ANGEL: The worst thing she ever did was cancel that date last week because she was sick.

DEVIL: Kill her

ANGEL: Marry Her

DEVIL: Kill her

ANGEL: MARRY HER

*Mason Seizes and collapses to the floor*

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