Stalker × Villain

Vol 1 chapter 1

This chapter was edited by Ara_shii

"Here lies, Kokoro Mizu. The most amazing, hard-working person on Earth, who kept gossiping about her boss and played childish otome game."

NO!!! WAIT!!!!

So, I died after all!!! No, God! No, God! Please, no!!! I rolled on the big soft mattress with crocodile tears fall down.

Huhu, why do I have to suffer this shitty fate like this?

My name is- No, was Kokoro Mizu. I was a trainee at BAB company when I was still studying at university. However, it seems like karma truly is a bitch because I was talking about my boss behind her back.

You know what? I died.

No. No, I didn't follow the isekai's ritualistic way of reincarnation.

So, let me tell you the secret to isekai.

Step 1: Be a depressed teenager or a 30-year-old adult or a shut-in weeb.

Step 2: If you are a depressed teenager, go outside, if you are a 30-year-old worker who has enough of shit work, also go outside and if you are a weeb, you have to also go outside.

Step 3: If you are the depressed or the 30-year-old, stand in the middle of the road, if you are a weeb, cross the road after buying some limited edition waifu or husbando anime figure.

Step 4: Wish that you want to have a good life or have some sort of adventurous life with a bunch of loli and big tit ladies with you and stand (purposely) in the middle of the road letting truck sama take you to god realm.

Step 5: You will meet a useless or useful goddess depending on the good deed and bad deeds you had done in your life.

(A/N: That useless goddess is Konosuba reference, obviously XD)

Step 6: Welcome to isekai world where more bullshit awaits you :D

(A/N: Don't try out those advice at home)

Somehow, Truck-sama wasn't the one who sent me. This time, it was a sport car BMW-kun the one who sent me to the isekai world.

That car probably drove in 10000km per hour speed -_-) because I was flying at that time when it hit me.

Urgh, enough of my death. Let see what is going here with my new self.

I'm somehow alive again and found myself inside this beautiful noble room of a kid. Because, there is a small tea table for the kid in the center of the room and a few chairs with teddy bears and toy bunnies sitting on it, obviously there is an empty seat.

There are more dolls and decorated dollhouses on the shelves and tables. A white vanity and this big baby pink bed with pastel pink canopy.

A lot of antique furniture and toys are here. While I was picking up the big bunny that is obviously bigger than me, someone barged into my room.

A handsome man with a Sebas-chan's (Sebastian from BB) outfit, a butler outfit of course. He seems worried about something.

"Goodness, milady! You're awake?!"

Dude, If I was still asleep, then I must be sleepwalking right now while holding a heavy stuffed bunny.

(Anime: Tanaka-kun is always listless)

"Please, get up then. I shall inform the maids to prepare a warm bath for you."

Milady...? So, I am indeed a young lady in this household. I sat down on my bed, waiting for the maids that the butler dude told me earlier.

I waited for a while. I was growing bored so I decided to see how I look. I knew nothing about this new self, not even my name.

Beautiful emerald eyes and blonde golden hair with a familiar face...

Huh??!! T-This face...I-I saw this somewhere before!!!! Isn't this Coraline Georgiana!? From that "Secret Midnight: Please be my Cinderella~" otome game that is booming in Japan??!!

(Anime: Asobi Asobase)

D-don't tell me that I did reincarnated into the most bullshit world?!

I almost claw my eyes out just to take a good look at this new body of mine.

That game that I played even after I got into university and work?!!!

What the actual fuck-?!!!



Let me process my brain for a moment to clear out this bullshit.