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Androids?! Not the ones we're looking for!!

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Three years have passed since the message was said from...Bardock, because as you all know-

Kanassan: He can see the futurrrre!

Yeah...thanks you. Trunks was comfortable that somebody knew what was about to happen. And so everyone has been training non-stop. Soon enough everyone was just about to head to the location to South City.

(Y/N): Alright, here we are (Lands)

Krillin: Woohoo! We're gonna do this guys!

Piccolo: Like the sound of that, but can you prove it?

Tien: I hope we can

Goki: (Lands next to you) Let's just hope we do this

Gohan: I'm ready for whatever comes our way!

Goki: (smiles) Is that Yamcha and Bulma?

Bulma: Hey guys!

Yamcha: Sup Guys!

Goki: It's been so long! Who's that you're holding?

Bulma: This is my son Trunks

Yamcha: Yeah, And I bet you know who the father is

(Y/N): Vegeta

Goki: Vegeta

Gohan: Vegeta

Krillin: Vegeta

Tien: Dude are you kidding? Of course it's Vegeta

Yamcha: Well, it could've been me

Bulma: It's Vegeta

Yamcha: ...I'm just gonna walk over here...(walks away)

Goki: How'd it happen?

Bulma: Well...

(Y/N): (covers Gohan's ears)

Flashback

Bulma: Are you insane?!

Vegeta: (stops) No, but you're upside down (continues cartwheels) Now you're not

Bulma: You know, it would be easier to count the amount of your ribs that aren't broken!

Vegeta: Work through the pain...!

Bulma: And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses?

Vegeta: Please, The Prince of all Saiyans does not colla-aaapse (collapses) IRGH-ir!

Bulma: Oh look at that! The Prince of eight Saiyans has collapsed!

Vegeta: Eight And a hal- shut up!

Bulma: Oh no! The prince is getting all huffy! What are you going to do? Try to blow up Earth again? Because because I have Y/N on speed dial.

Vegeta: You must be stupid if you think he knows how to use a phone!

Yeah, you don't because as we said from the beginning of this story, you're a saiyan whi didn't grow up on earth.

Bulma: Don't you call me stupid!

Vegeta: Ok, then how about bitch!

Bulma: Arrogant dick!